A face only a mother could love. Maybe.
Man boobs, belly folds, and a back full of acne. The full package.
Another angle. Same tits, same folds, more acne.
He tried his best. Bless him.
This is not a horror movie. Unfortunately.
Somewhere, a mirror is crying.
The definition of "au naturel".
6 cm (2.3 in). He measured. Twice. Still 6 cm.
He asked to be photographed. We obliged.
Viewer discretion was strongly advised.
An acquired taste. Very acquired.
He's trying his best, and that's what matters.
The bar was on the floor.
Some things can't be fixed.
Bent over. Spreading. Leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
Large, wide, flat feet. Toes like fingers. Skin so dry it has its own ecosystem.